February 2012
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Fahken Medic has come down every day since he got here to ask me about the strangest shit. Today I notice he has tied a little piece of string as a toggle onto the zip of his coveralls. Last time it was batteries for a UV bulb he has hooked up to his hair brush to stimulate hair growth. Strange mother fucker…
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Valentines Day
Valentines Day on a rig full of men means no Valentine Day right?
Not here!
Hi boys ;)
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not the messiah: Mission Objectives →
notthemessiah:
for USA trip:
Get massive iced coffee and Dunkin Donuts for breakfast first morning in Boston.
Get a Red Sox players autograph (preferably someone that has been around since at least 2007).
Hang over the wall and scoop a foul ball up.
Take youforgotyourthingy to Victoria’s Secret for the…
Drink a Mickeys Beer.
Bear Claw.
Get tattooed. (Might not be...
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So last night one of the old American ex-pats had a heart attack in the gym and passed away. The medic and the drill crew managed to revive him at one point but the stress of getting him up to the helideck for evac was too much and he didn’t survive it. Operations have been suspended and everyone is kind of stuck in neutral talking in whispers. Not a fun day out here today.
Customer Service - Update
notthemessiah:
So over shops taking my money, then a week later telling me they don’t have stock of the item I ordered. It really can’t be that hard to put an “OUT OF STOCK” sign on their website can it? Great way to make some dollars though I guess, advertise a cheaper price then everyone else, not actually have any stock, take everyone’s money.
I just wanted there to be fuzz when I got home...
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echo4charlie replied to your post: Mission Objectives
hahahah. This list is the epitome of #winning. Try to shoot a M240G! The testosterone will seep out of your pores. And if you’re by North Carolina, do let me know. And careful with Victoria’s Secret… the prices are the secret- and the secret’s out.
If there is an 240 in Vegas I can shoot I will find it! Other than Boston we are skipping the...
Mission Objectives
for USA trip:
Get massive iced coffee and Dunkin Donuts for breakfast first morning in Boston.
Get a Red Sox players autograph (preferably someone that has been around since at least 2007).
Hang over the wall and scoop a foul ball up.
Take youforgotyourthingy to Victoria’s Secret for the first time.
Get a photo in front of Dropkick Murphys mural in South Boston, with my finger in my...
$350 for travel insurance for our trip to the US! Only cost $180 to go to bloody Egypt!
Can’t afford to not pay it though with y’alls health system.
Customer Service
So over shops taking my money, then a week later telling me they don’t have stock of the item I ordered. It really can’t be that hard to put an “OUT OF STOCK” sign on their website can it? Great way to make some dollars though I guess, advertise a cheaper price then everyone else, not actually have any stock, take everyone’s money.
I just wanted there to be fuzz when...
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4 on, 4 off: Someone should make a “shit offshore... →
myheartliesinthenorth:
Someone should make a “shit offshore workers say” video.
It will be pretty much three minutes of complaining about various topics such as:
Why am I here?
Where is the helicopter?
I hate my wife.
Fog ruins everything.
My bag is lost.
I hate drills.
I hate being taxed so much.
The food is…
My favourite is when people know you are leaving that day and they...
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No explosions, no fires, but 2 days with no comms.
Tends to make us all a bit mental…
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Celebrities
So what is the protocol with celebrity spotting in the US? Being that I live in the biggest country town in Australia we don’t get much opportunity to actually see a celebrity outside of their place of work (sports field/concert stage/etc).
Is it rude to approach them and ask for photos/autographs?
Kilmer on one channel, Segal on the other.
Who plans this shit?
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January 2012
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