August 2011
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“If size doesn’t matter, how come my girlfriend’s vibrator isn’t three inches and...”
– Doug Stanhope (via hockeyteeth)
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That awkward moment when you find out your own...
echo4charlie:
To be fair to him, I have also read it, at someones insistence, to see what the fuss was about. The big text and small words helped me finish it pretty damn quickly but sadly I will never get those hours back. What a waste of time.
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"Hey Castro, what's that movie where the guy has...
echo4charlie:
-“Uhhhh- ‘Escape from L.A.’?”
“Well the second part, where he’s gotta escape from New York…”
-“’Escape from New York?!?’- did you get a concussion this weekend?”
[Cohee hangs head in shame while everyone points and laughs.]
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The Land of the Righteous: Beard Compliment... →
therza:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M...
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sintax:
You know what confuses the fuck out of me? Seagulls. Don’t bob around in the harbor for two hours and then fly up to me for a french fry. Air or sea. Pick one and commit already.
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What is the deal with Morrissey? I’m not having a rip or anything, but people seem to act like he is the second coming. Why does everyone love him so much?
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