Well there goes all my fun. Work has blocked the image hosting server that tumblr uses. My dashboard is just a list of words with white boxes for avatars and white boxes where images are meant to be. Cunts.

This seems vaguely familiar.

If only I could send this to 95% of the staff in town and some of the people on the rig…

echo4charlie:

skelechitophobia:

I flinch every time I see the American spelling of words.

IT LOOKS SO HARSH WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT-

Actually, I’m gonna reblog this-
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You rate to be harsh when you’re tough… ;) If you don’t like the COLORS on our flag or happen to find a chink in our ARMOR, then come at us… We’ll carpet-bomb your entire country and worry about “hearts and minds” later

Don’t you mean “harts and mines”?

My answer:

I wanted blood, and I got it.

13 days, 23 hours, 45 mins until take off.

mexicanfoodporn:

Whenever someone asks: 

Would you like to go get some mexican food? 

Black smoke = Oil. So much for no environmental impact… 😷 (Taken with instagram)

youforgotyourthingy:

Dallas likes to sun bake in the nude (Taken with instagram)

That’s my boy! Hang out with your wang out!

jack-sparrow:

swagger [swag-er]
verb
1.  to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.
2.  to boast or brag noisily.
noun
1.  jacoby ellsbury.

(via findalan)

youforgotyourthingy:

Poor Harley… Fatty Dallas keeps stealing his food right under his nose  (Taken with instagram)

He thinks he is a kangaroo…

Something tells me tumblr is about to shit a brick.

echo4charlie replied to your post: I like this Nike+ thing! Lance Armstrong just…

Not bad

Kinda scared the crap out of me, the lady had just said workout complete and given me my numbers. Then I’m walking down the stairs off the helideck and some dude is talking in my ears!

I like this Nike+ thing! Lance Armstrong just congratulated me on my longest workout so far!